And That's Why My Homework is Late, Professor Hilton, I'm Overtired
I frequently confuse my schoolwork with my extracurricular work. I mistake one for the other and the other for one. Trying to figure it out, however, makes me tired. So I usually give up and go to bed.

Catch
When I was young, my father took me to see baseball games. One time, we went to catch a home run hit by Pedro Rodriguez. Well, he hit that ball right towards us, and it beaned me right on my forehead. After the game, Dad got Pedro to sign my welt.

love
she said i love you but i don't know if i believe her

Pizza
The door opened and James saw the pizza guy. Both of them said hello. Startled, James forgot what he was supposed to say. "Don't worry," the pizza guy said then, "everyone forgets what they're supposed to say when they see me, they start to think they're supposed to give me a pizza". Suddenly, James remembered what he was supposed to do. "Sorry to disturb you at home Sir, but I'm here to tell you about this wonderful new..."

The Story of the Man Whose Life Was Very Dull and Never Went Out And Never Did Anything Noteworthy
Actually, it isn't much of a story.

All stories - Junius Welch